2006 IN REVIEW

Not much to say. Earned his only ATP points in doubles by advancing to the semifinals of U.S.A F3 with partner, Tripp Phillips. The duo teamed up for the event after Phillips's regular partner was trampled by a pack of wild boars.

PERSONAL

A.K.A. "Frankenstein" for his "Monster" serve and "Scary-Big" forhand, he was a 3 year starter at Davidson College. Holds school record in both aces and shanked backhands over the fence. Named First Team All Southern Conference as a Junior. Famous for knocking out his college doubles partner, Miloshe Miles, during a dual match by drilling him in the back of the skull with an overhead. Claims that if he doesn't make it as a professional tennis player (the thought in and of itself is just "So Weird!!!"), he would move to a big city and become a street performer specializing in "The Robot." Coached by Jeff Frank and Scott Briggs. Managed by Jonathan Britt of JMoney Enterprises and Mountain Khakis. Strength coach/Probation officer is Leroy Butler. Yoga instructor/Massage therapist is Nick Lewis. Will Hamilton is his P.R. Director/Sports psychiatrist. Byan Stonestreet is his Body Guard. Matt Peters and Russ Burns serve as his mandarin and arabic translators. Geoff Mullen sues people for him. His hitting partner is Daniel Bermeo. John Bunton is his nutritionist, and John Haywood is his body double.